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Best Chandler Bing Quotes

One thing you’ll come to learn about me is that Friends is my ALL-TIME favorite show. I spent four years of my childhood in Germany where we only had four English-speaking channels, so my mom and I would watch all 10 seasons of Friends, then start over again. I’ve seen every episode too many times to count, but they somehow still make me crack up.

I’ll eventually have a post for each character, but I wanted to start with Chandler. He’s my favorite, and has a plethora of amazing lines every episode, so I knew this would be the toughest one to narrow down.

Could there BE any more hilarious Chandler quotes?

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“Gum would be perfection”

“Look at all that room on her side. You could fit a giant penguin over there. That’d be weird though.”

“I’m hopeless and awkward and desperate for love!”

“I am not ‘blah’, I am a hoot!”

“Up until I was 25, I thought the only response to ‘I love you’ was ‘oh, crap!’ ”

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“I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?”

“She’s right. If I were a guy and… did I just say ‘If I were a guy’?”

Joey: Ducks is “heads”, because ducks have heads.
Chandler: What kind of scary-ass clowns came to your birthday?

“I can handle it. Handle is my middle name. Actually, uh, it’s the middle part of my first name.”

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“I think this is the episode of Three’s Company where there’s some kind of misunderstanding.”

“Checking out the Chan-Chan man!”

“Pheebs, you may know this. You know strange things. What is the boiling point of brain?”

Joey: You didn’t cry when Bambi’s mother died?
Chandler: Yes, it was very sad when the guy stopped drawing the deer.

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“I get my ya-yas from Ikea. You have to put them together yourself, but they cost a little less.”

“Oh yeah, I’m a gym member. I try to go four times a week, but I’ve missed the last … 1,200 times.”

“You have to stop the q-tip when there’s resistance!”

“I mean, sure, I have my bad days, but then I remember what a cute smile I have.”

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Gifs from fuckyeahchandlerbing.tumblr.com

What’s your favorite Chandler quote?

The one with the other characters:
Best Phoebe Buffay Quotes
Best Ross Gellar Quotes
Best Rachel Greene Quotes

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8 thoughts on “Best Chandler Bing Quotes

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  3. Love, love, love Friends!!! My six-year-old niece does the smile thing Chandler does, normal, beautiful smile until you pull out the camera and then OMG what’s wrong with her face? Is there a Gif for that?

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